1 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:06,473 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:52,686 --> 00:00:55,955 - Oh, Ed Miller died. 3 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:57,424 What a shame. 4 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,226 - Well, how old was he, Dad? 5 00:01:00,260 --> 00:01:01,394 - 52. 6 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,764 - Well, at least he lived a full life. 7 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,634 (audience laughs) 8 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:11,271 - A full life? He was only one year older than I am. 9 00:01:11,304 --> 00:01:13,239 (audience laughs) 10 00:01:15,175 --> 00:01:19,512 Oh, this guy died at 57. 11 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:22,282 There's another one, 60. 12 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:24,718 This poor guy was only 43. What's going on? 13 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:27,120 I thought the average life span was 75. 14 00:01:27,153 --> 00:01:28,822 - Someone in the bank the other day 15 00:01:28,855 --> 00:01:31,691 was telling me about a woman who lived to be 112. 16 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:33,093 - Oh, well, that explains it. 17 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,160 - What? 18 00:01:34,194 --> 00:01:35,795 - She used up the 37 years 19 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:36,963 that belonged to these three guys. 20 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:38,531 (audience laughs) 21 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:40,533 - Henry, we just got a letter from Sylvia. 22 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:43,136 You're not going to believe this, 23 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:44,604 Jeff's gone. 24 00:01:46,806 --> 00:01:49,709 - Jeff Walker, died? 25 00:01:49,743 --> 00:01:51,911 - Worse. He left Sylvia for another woman. 26 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,014 (audience laughs) 27 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,249 - What? After 27 years. 28 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:58,218 - 27 years is a long time. 29 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,620 How old were they when they got married? 30 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:02,088 - Oh, let's see. 31 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:05,191 Sylvia was 19 and Jeff was about 22. 32 00:02:05,225 --> 00:02:07,627 - Well, I'm not getting married until I'm at least 30. 33 00:02:07,660 --> 00:02:10,730 - Not me, if I find the right guy, I'm going to grab him. 34 00:02:11,831 --> 00:02:13,299 - That's what your mother did. 35 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,201 (audience laughs) 36 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:17,103 She was smart enough 37 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,938 to recognize Mr. Right the moment she laid eyes on him. 38 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,574 - Unfortunately he got away. 39 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,076 So, I ended up marrying your father. 40 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:25,612 (audience laughs) 41 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,083 Aw, poor Sylvia. - Yeah. 42 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,653 - After 27 years, suddenly she's all alone. 43 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:36,222 - It's not going to be easy for her, Mom. 44 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:38,825 She's so quiet, so subdued. 45 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:40,427 - Sylvia said she's going to visit her sister 46 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,095 in Los Angeles next week. 47 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,564 But first she plans to stop in San Francisco to see us. 48 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:45,765 - Oh, it will be nice to see her. 49 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:47,000 Give us a chance to cheer her up. 50 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,203 - Oh, she can stay up here and have our old room. 51 00:02:50,236 --> 00:02:51,304 - No, she said not to bother. 52 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,406 She prefers to stay in a hotel. 53 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,874 - I don't blame her. 54 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:57,444 Hotels is so much more exciting and romantic. 55 00:02:58,611 --> 00:02:59,746 - How would you know? 56 00:02:59,779 --> 00:03:01,314 (audience laughs) 57 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,916 - Well, I better get to work 58 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,584 before the inquisition starts. 59 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,188 - And I didn't want to miss my first class. Bye. 60 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:09,823 - How would you know? 61 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,058 (audience laughs) 62 00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,693 - I'm still in shock. 63 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:16,062 - Me too. 64 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:20,633 To think Jeff got involved with a 26-year-old girl. 65 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:23,069 - Ironic, isn't it? 66 00:03:23,103 --> 00:03:24,704 Jeff left Sylvia for a girl 67 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:25,972 who's not even as old as his marriage. 68 00:03:26,072 --> 00:03:27,874 (audience laughs) 69 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:30,076 - What does a guy Jeff's age see in a girl that young? 70 00:03:30,076 --> 00:03:32,712 I mean, aside from the obvious things, 71 00:03:32,746 --> 00:03:36,082 the youthful fresh complexion, the shiny hair, 72 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,785 and firm body. 73 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,653 - I'd get off that if I were you, Henry. 74 00:03:40,687 --> 00:03:42,088 - I'm off. 75 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,126 - Now remember, girls, no embarrassing questions. 76 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,994 Sylvia's had a really rough time. 77 00:03:48,094 --> 00:03:49,696 She's been through hell. 78 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,132 She got a real pushing around. 79 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,733 - Mom, she's coming from Chicago, 80 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,535 not a Rolling Stones concert. 81 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,371 (audience laughs) 82 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,111 Dad, don't you look handsome. (Sara whistles) 83 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,413 - You look terrific. 84 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,553 - Aren't you going to make it unanimous, Muriel? 85 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:15,655 - Why? Two out of three isn't bad. 86 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,323 (audience laughs) 87 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,525 (doorbell) 88 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,893 - I'll get it. 89 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:24,431 (Henry clears throat) 90 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:27,167 Sylvia, you look beautiful. 91 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,335 - Thank you. 92 00:04:28,368 --> 00:04:30,070 (audience laughs) 93 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,238 - Come in, Monroe. 94 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,540 How are you? 95 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:35,108 - Beautiful, according to Mr. Rush. 96 00:04:35,141 --> 00:04:36,576 (audience laughs) 97 00:04:36,609 --> 00:04:38,211 - What do you want, Monroe? 98 00:04:38,244 --> 00:04:39,913 - Oh, Sara, 99 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:41,481 I won't be able to drive you home from school anymore 100 00:04:41,514 --> 00:04:43,683 on account of my new job. 101 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,485 - Oh, that's okay. What kind of job did you get? 102 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:47,587 - I'm delivering flowers. 103 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:49,189 - What does a girl have to do 104 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:50,557 to get some attention around here? 105 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,158 - Oh, Sylvia! 106 00:04:52,192 --> 00:04:54,160 (family shouts with joy and greetings) 107 00:04:54,194 --> 00:04:56,596 - I am just so happy to see you. 108 00:04:56,629 --> 00:04:59,099 - Still the best looking woman that come out of Chicago. 109 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,367 - Oh. 110 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,501 - [Sara] Hi! - You gorgeous thing. 111 00:05:01,534 --> 00:05:03,136 Where's Jackie, where's Jackie? 112 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:04,437 - I'm right here. - There she is! 113 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,139 - Sylvia, you look great! 114 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:07,774 (audience laughs) 115 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,777 Considering this is the first time I've ever seen you. 116 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,445 - Monroe, what are you doing? 117 00:05:12,479 --> 00:05:14,047 - Butt out, Henry. 118 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,181 (audience laughs) 119 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:16,282 - This is my friend, Monroe. 120 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,517 - Who was just leaving. 121 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:18,585 - How do you do? 122 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:19,719 - Nice meeting you. 123 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:20,887 Let's do it again sometime. 124 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:22,155 (audience laughs) 125 00:05:22,188 --> 00:05:23,957 - Goodbye, Monroe. - Bye. 126 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:27,293 - Your friend is rather, uh-- - Cute. 127 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,495 - Spacey. 128 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,363 (audience laughs) 129 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:32,565 Now, I want to hear all about you girls. 130 00:05:32,599 --> 00:05:35,101 How do you like having your own place? 131 00:05:35,135 --> 00:05:36,770 - We love it. 132 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:38,838 - There's nothing like being on your own. 133 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,073 - Really? 134 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,274 I'll let you know. 135 00:05:41,307 --> 00:05:42,709 (audience laughs) 136 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,078 - Oh, Sylvia. Why don't you stay here with us? 137 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,179 We have a spare room now. 138 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,447 - Oh, thanks, Muriel. 139 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:49,349 But I'm already settled in the hotel, next time. 140 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:50,750 - How about some dip? 141 00:05:50,784 --> 00:05:52,452 - Oh, no, thanks. Now that I'm single, 142 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,287 I have to start watching my figure. 143 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,122 - Well, with a figure like that, 144 00:05:56,156 --> 00:05:57,991 I know a lot of guys be glad to watch it for you. 145 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:01,327 - How soon can you get them up here? 146 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:02,729 (audience laughs) 147 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,500 - Sylvia, how about a drink? 148 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,302 - Oh, I thought you'd never ask. 149 00:06:10,603 --> 00:06:11,871 - Girls, you want to give me a hand? 150 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:13,239 I think your mother and Sylvia 151 00:06:13,273 --> 00:06:14,708 would like to have a moment alone. 152 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:19,346 - Oh, it's so good to see you. 153 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:21,681 - How are you doing, really? 154 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,283 - Oh, Muriel. 155 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,485 It was devastating, but I survived. 156 00:06:25,518 --> 00:06:28,121 It wasn't easy, but I am fine. 157 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,490 - Oh, good. Well, what are you going to do? 158 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,525 Have you made any plans yet? - Oh, yes! 159 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,394 I'm going to put that house up for sale. 160 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,296 I'm going to get a gorgeous apartment in a high-rise, 161 00:06:36,329 --> 00:06:37,897 overlooking the lake. 162 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:40,834 Do some traveling, Mexico, Tahiti, Australia. 163 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:42,836 - Oh! That sounds fantastic. 164 00:06:42,869 --> 00:06:44,904 - There's just one thing standing in my way. 165 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,573 - What's that? 166 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:48,475 - That damn German Shepherd. He left me with the dog. 167 00:06:48,508 --> 00:06:50,810 (audience laughs) 168 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:53,213 - Uh, Daiquiri, right? 169 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,782 - Gin, on the rocks. 170 00:06:55,815 --> 00:06:58,418 - Oh, ho ho, the lady means business. 171 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,253 (audience laughs) 172 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:03,223 - I haven't seen you drink gin since college. 173 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:04,624 - There are a lot of things 174 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,826 I haven't done since college, Muriel. 175 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:10,697 But thank God, I haven't forgotten how. 176 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:12,665 (audience laughs) 177 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,369 (doorbell rings) 178 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:21,708 - Oh, hi! 179 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,643 - Hi, I'm from out of town, 180 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:25,445 and the cab driver who dropped me off 181 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:27,580 told me I could get a terrific cup of coffee up here. 182 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,482 - He was right. 183 00:07:29,516 --> 00:07:31,184 - Ah, he never mentioned how fast the service was. 184 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:32,819 (audience laughs) 185 00:07:32,852 --> 00:07:35,789 - Good, otherwise I'd be crawling with out-of-towners. 186 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:41,528 Muriel is having a photo session this afternoon. 187 00:07:41,561 --> 00:07:43,163 - Oh, that's right, I forgot. 188 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,932 She did mention that at dinner last night. 189 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,834 You know, I think it is so wonderful 190 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:51,871 that she has a whole new career at this point in her life. 191 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,673 And that you're so supportive. 192 00:07:53,707 --> 00:07:55,308 - Why not? 193 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,577 - Oh, Henry, a man with that attitude, 194 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,813 you are rare commodity. 195 00:07:59,846 --> 00:08:01,214 - Really? 196 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:03,350 - Jeff would never let me go back to work. 197 00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,485 He was always afraid that I would meet somebody, 198 00:08:05,518 --> 00:08:06,753 fall in love and leave him. 199 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:07,787 (Sylvia laughs shortly) 200 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,289 It's ironic, isn't it? 201 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,124 - How did you find out? 202 00:08:12,559 --> 00:08:14,894 - I came home one day and I walked in on them. 203 00:08:14,928 --> 00:08:17,230 - Oh, awful, awful, awful. 204 00:08:17,263 --> 00:08:18,498 - Awful! I could have killed him, 205 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,500 I just changed the sheets that morning. 206 00:08:20,533 --> 00:08:22,702 (audience laughs) 207 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:26,272 How about a warm-up? 208 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:29,376 - I can do better than that. How about some champagne? 209 00:08:29,409 --> 00:08:30,844 - Champagne? - Mm-hmm. 210 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:33,380 - I'd love it. What's the occasion? 211 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:36,883 - A friend, a good friend, a beautiful friend. 212 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,284 - Let's drink to all three. 213 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,419 - Okay. 214 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:40,487 - You're sure Muriel won't mind? 215 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,654 - I'll handle Muriel. 216 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:44,190 (Henry laughs) 217 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,526 I've been saving a special bottle of champagne now 218 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,294 for 12 years. 219 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:53,500 - You are a very thoughtful and a very perceptive man, Henry. 220 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,901 - Well. (chuckles) 221 00:08:54,934 --> 00:08:56,503 - You're taking time out from your work to cheer me up 222 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,505 because you know I need it. 223 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,006 Thank you. 224 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:02,542 - Wow. 225 00:09:02,575 --> 00:09:03,743 Thank you. 226 00:09:04,911 --> 00:09:06,012 Onward. 227 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,080 - Yes! 228 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,786 - You know something? 229 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:15,355 I enjoyed that. 230 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,756 - I haven't opened it yet. 231 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,392 (audience laughs) 232 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:21,161 - I was referring to the kiss. 233 00:09:22,929 --> 00:09:24,264 - Oh. 234 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,568 Yes. 235 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,203 Yes, it was nice. 236 00:09:31,471 --> 00:09:33,206 - Lots of bubbles. 237 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:34,507 - Beats working. 238 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:37,544 (Sylvia laughs) 239 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,746 - Cheers! - To you! 240 00:09:39,779 --> 00:09:43,249 - No, to the new me. 241 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,485 (glasses clink) 242 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:48,154 Mmmm. 243 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,556 - Ah! (Henry's lips smack) 244 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:51,458 - Mmmm. Henry, 245 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:55,829 from now on, I am going to make every moment count. 246 00:09:55,862 --> 00:09:58,765 I am going to experience 247 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:02,902 all of the things that I, that I've always denied myself. 248 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,738 - That's a healthy attitude, Sylvia. 249 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,306 I mean, you're still a young woman, 250 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:08,141 but there are no guarantees. 251 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,710 I mean, every day I pick up the paper, somebody my age, 252 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:12,946 even younger, gone. (finger snaps) 253 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:15,515 You got to make the most of every moment. 254 00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,518 - You really feel that way? 255 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,053 - Oh, absolutely. 256 00:10:20,086 --> 00:10:22,389 - Well then, 257 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,324 let's make the most of this one. 258 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,658 - Hmm? 259 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:27,060 (audience begins to laugh) 260 00:10:27,093 --> 00:10:30,263 - Henry, I have finally reached a point in my life 261 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:32,899 where I am able to say what I feel. 262 00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,269 I have always been attracted to you. 263 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:38,538 Do you think we could go to bed together? 264 00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:40,807 (audience laughs) 265 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:50,150 (Henry chuckles) 266 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,961 - What did you have in mind? 267 00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,431 (audience laughs) 268 00:11:04,464 --> 00:11:06,666 - Nothing serious, nothing permanent. 269 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,635 Nothing that would hurt anybody. 270 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,470 - You're Muriel's best friend. 271 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,805 - And I always will be. 272 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,306 Henry, believe me. 273 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:14,641 When I walked in here today, 274 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,776 I had no idea that this was going to happen. 275 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,878 - That makes two of us. 276 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,146 (audience laughs) 277 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,082 - I know how this sounds, but please believe me. 278 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:24,384 I am not being cheap and I'm not being promiscuous. 279 00:11:25,785 --> 00:11:27,420 I'm simply admitting that I want you. 280 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:35,695 (audience laughs) 281 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,375 - Well, well, well, well, well. 282 00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:49,542 (audience laughs) 283 00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:51,177 I, uh... 284 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,946 (Henry laughs uncertainly) 285 00:11:52,979 --> 00:11:54,314 I, um... 286 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,884 I, I, I, I am flattered. 287 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,586 - Good, that's a start. 288 00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:07,193 (audience laughs) 289 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:14,200 I have been wanting to do that, 290 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,336 and you know something? 291 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,304 I'm not disappointed. 292 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,343 I-- I think I better go now. 293 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,612 (Monroe clattering) 294 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:27,147 (audience laughs) 295 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,815 What was that? 296 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:30,350 - I don't know. 297 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,321 Well, it's not in the hall. 298 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,357 It must be something out front. 299 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,693 (kiss smacks) 300 00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:47,567 - Oh, and Henry, I'm leaving for Los Angeles tomorrow night. 301 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:49,903 (tree rustles) 302 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,406 Till then, I'll be in room 608. 303 00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:59,913 (audience laughs) 304 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,882 (dramatic music) 305 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:05,218 (audience laughs and applauds) 306 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,890 (knock on door) 307 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:15,495 - Hi! 308 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:18,098 - Oh, Monroe, you look so handsome. 309 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,133 - Oh, thanks. - Doesn't he, Jackie? 310 00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,070 - Something about a uniform that always turns a woman on. 311 00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:26,406 But not that one. 312 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,608 (audience laughs) 313 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,577 - Why are you bringing that in with you? 314 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:32,078 - Oh, I didn't think it'd be safe 315 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:34,180 leaving it outside on my bicycle. 316 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,648 I'm bonded. 317 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,754 - "Rest in peace, Vito." 318 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,355 Well, who'd steal it? 319 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,557 How many people named Vito are being buried today? 320 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,526 (audience laughs) 321 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,528 - Monroe, what are you doing here so early? 322 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,430 We were just leaving. 323 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:55,001 - Well, girls, I have something to tell ya. 324 00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:57,871 I saw something yesterday that I, I shouldn't have seen. 325 00:13:57,904 --> 00:13:59,406 - What'd you see? 326 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,041 - Well, I still don't know if I should tell you or not. 327 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:02,676 I've been up all night wrestling with the problem. 328 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,310 And finally, I had to tell someone, 329 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,945 so this morning I went to confession. 330 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,248 - Why? All you did was see it. You didn't do it. 331 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,116 - Oh, it doesn't matter. I'm not Catholic, anyway. 332 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,785 (audience laughs) 333 00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:13,553 - Well, what did the priest say? 334 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,088 - Well, I never got to see him. 335 00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:17,323 There was this line around the block forever. 336 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,959 You know, you'd think they'd have one of those express lines 337 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:22,796 like they do at the supermarket, like 8 sins or less. 338 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,764 (audience laughs) 339 00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:26,900 - Monroe, what did you want to tell us? 340 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,768 I'm going to be late for work. 341 00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:31,071 - Well, 342 00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,906 I stopped by yesterday to bring your mother 343 00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:35,909 some leftover flowers and the door was open a little, 344 00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,078 so I, I stuck my head in 345 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,180 and that's when I saw what I shouldn't have seen. 346 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,815 - Oh, that's okay. 347 00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:43,450 Jackie and I were always walking in on them 348 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,085 when we were kids. 349 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,720 - Your father and Sylvia? 350 00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,455 - Our father and Sylvia? 351 00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:49,956 - Yeah. 352 00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,491 - Monroe, what are you talking about? 353 00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:52,859 - They were on the couch. 354 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,495 Your father and Sylvia. And they were, 355 00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:56,863 you know. 356 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,631 (audience laughs) 357 00:14:58,665 --> 00:15:00,200 - No, we don't know. 358 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,268 - They were kissing. 359 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,172 - That's it? 360 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,640 That's what you saw. 361 00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,244 Goodbye, Monroe. 362 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,114 Vito's getting cold. 363 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,885 - Monroe, my father and Sylvia are very good friends. 364 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,253 They always kiss each other. 365 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,688 They're like family. 366 00:15:21,721 --> 00:15:23,123 - Well, there's laws against families doing 367 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,824 what they're planning on doing. 368 00:15:24,858 --> 00:15:27,360 That line around the church today had to be for something. 369 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,629 (audience laughs) 370 00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:32,432 - What do you mean? What were they planning on doing? 371 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,368 - She asked you father up to her hotel room today, 372 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,170 Room 608, I heard her say it. 373 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,105 And you know what that means. 374 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:42,275 - Monroe. 375 00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,743 It doesn't mean anything. 376 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:46,680 We appreciate your concern 377 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,682 and we can understand how you might've misinterpreted 378 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:51,151 a perfectly innocent kiss. 379 00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:53,553 But we know our dad, and we know Sylvia, 380 00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:56,823 and believe us, there's nothing to worry about. 381 00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:01,861 - Oh, good. Boy, I was really worried. 382 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:04,731 Listen, I'll see you later in class. 383 00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:07,734 Hey, thanks. I feel much better now. Bye. 384 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:14,240 - I wish we did. 385 00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,042 - Henry. 386 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:17,277 Henry, what's wrong? 387 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,446 - Nothing, nothing. Nothing's wrong. 388 00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:21,448 - I think I know what it is. 389 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,949 - (Henry chokes) You do? 390 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,451 (audience laughs) 391 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,852 - Henry. 392 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,721 You're working yourself too hard. 393 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,589 I mean, you finish your comic strip, 394 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,359 you turn it in and right away you start on the next one. 395 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:35,061 - What can I do? I've got deadlines to meet. 396 00:16:35,061 --> 00:16:37,397 - And those deadlines are going to kill you. 397 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,601 Henry, you need a change of pace. 398 00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:44,137 Take some time for yourself and have some fun. 399 00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:45,271 You deserve it. 400 00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,440 - You really think so? - Oh, absolutely. 401 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,077 Why don't you forget about working today, 402 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,545 and go downtown and enjoy yourself? 403 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:54,614 (audience laughs) 404 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,249 - Today? 405 00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:58,184 No, no, no, I don't, I don't think so, Muriel. 406 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,553 Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow will be a much better day. 407 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,522 Tomorrow. - Today, Henry. 408 00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:05,392 Now listen to me. I know what's good for you. 409 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,761 Go downtown and do something crazy. 410 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,729 (audience laughs) 411 00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,798 Buy yourself a new hat. 412 00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,034 - That only works for women. 413 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,535 - Then buy yourself a woman's hat. 414 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,237 (audience laughs) 415 00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:21,741 Aw, Henry, you have to learn to walk away from the pressure. 416 00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:23,710 Go downtown, enjoy yourself. 417 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,048 Or I'm going to be the one to end up buying a hat, 418 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,949 a black one, with a veil. 419 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:33,653 (hands pound) 420 00:17:33,687 --> 00:17:35,221 - All right, Muriel. 421 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,123 You've made up my mind. 422 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,662 I'm not going to work today. I am going to play. 423 00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:46,399 Today, I'm going to take care of number one. 424 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,234 (Muriel laughs) 425 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,770 - Never mind me, Henry, take care of yourself. 426 00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,405 (audience laughs) 427 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,606 - Yeah. 428 00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:59,079 - Hi, Dad. - Hello, girls! 429 00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,680 - Boy, you're in a good mood. 430 00:18:00,714 --> 00:18:02,248 - Well, you would be too 431 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,650 if you had the day waiting for you, 432 00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,719 that I have waiting for me. 433 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,555 (audience laughs) 434 00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,792 - Mom! 435 00:18:12,826 --> 00:18:14,494 - Oh, aren't you girls running late this morning? 436 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,029 - Uh, yes, but for a very good reason. 437 00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:17,297 Mom, there's something you have to know. 438 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,699 - Well, what is it? 439 00:18:19,733 --> 00:18:21,201 - Dad's going to 608. 440 00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:24,571 - 608? 441 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,306 - Sara, let me. 442 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,675 Mom, you'd better sit down first. 443 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,677 (dramatic music) 444 00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,083 (upbeat music) 445 00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,762 (elevator dings) 446 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,868 (hands slap) 447 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,441 (audience laughs) 448 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,913 (elevator dings) 449 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:36,276 (audience laughs) 450 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,113 (elevator dings) 451 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,950 (audience laughs) 452 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:47,787 (trumpet music) 453 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,093 - Muriel! 454 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:56,396 - Oh, I timed you perfectly. 455 00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,466 And you bought a new hat. 456 00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:00,667 (audience laughs) 457 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,135 I like it. 458 00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:04,404 - Thank you. These are for you. 459 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:05,905 (cellophane crinkles) 460 00:20:05,939 --> 00:20:08,174 - Oh, you, you shouldn't have. 461 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,709 - Actually, I should've. 462 00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:15,348 Muriel, I had a wonderful afternoon. 463 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,651 - Tell me all about it. 464 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,854 - Well, 465 00:20:20,887 --> 00:20:23,390 I started out doing something I really didn't want to do. 466 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,892 And then when I realized I really didn't want to do it, 467 00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,261 I decided, 468 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,397 why bother? 469 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:34,034 So I went down to Ghirardelli Square and fed the pigeons 470 00:20:34,067 --> 00:20:37,971 and then to Fisherman's Wharf and fed myself. 471 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,508 Then I took your advice and bought a new hat. 472 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:44,778 Had a marvelous afternoon. 473 00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:50,750 - I, I had a marvelous day too. 474 00:20:50,784 --> 00:20:51,951 - Oh? 475 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,386 - Let me put these flowers in some water. 476 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,921 - What did you do? 477 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:57,157 - [Muriel] Well, 478 00:20:57,190 --> 00:21:00,360 the weather was so beautiful that I decided to get out too. 479 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:02,362 - Good. 480 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,531 - So I called Sylvia. 481 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,334 (audience laughs) 482 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,341 And we met downtown and spent the day together. 483 00:21:19,346 --> 00:21:21,481 She bought a new hat too. 484 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,749 - Huh. 485 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,651 - And then I drove her to the airport 486 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,553 to make sure she left on time. 487 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,389 (audience laughs) 488 00:21:30,924 --> 00:21:33,893 I think she left for Los Angeles a lot happier 489 00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,562 than when she arrived. 490 00:21:36,830 --> 00:21:38,498 - I'm glad to hear that. 491 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,304 - She said to give you a goodbye kiss. 492 00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:48,808 That's from her. 493 00:21:49,943 --> 00:21:52,145 This one's from me. 494 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,585 (audience applauds) 495 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,322 (upbeat music) 496 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,529 (upbeat music)